why the fuck would i be insecure clearly i’m fine as fuck if i’m turning heads when i walk through the door
(via kfcniall)
- Teacher: Can you see God?
- Class: No.
- Teacher: Can you touch God?
- Class: No
- Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
- *Student raises their hand and says* "Sir, can you see your brain?"
- Teacher: No.
- Student: Can you touch your brain?
- Teacher: No.
- Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?
- Reblog this if you Love & Believe in God.
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things
(via igooglebieber)
